Don’t let it hit the ground

Got one, if I may… Never let it hit the ground! Fer realzies! Imagine dropping a handful of Kleenex ™ into an electric fan outfitted with razor blades. Now imagine that at the same time you’re doing that, an 80mph dust storm kicked up, and you were kidnapped by a car shaped like a birthday cake full of guys in Borat onesies, driven around in flesh-searing heat for five hours, and returned, in a somewhat “altered” state, to your camp. And now… Pick up all the bits!
Not gonna happen, right?
Shove it in your pockets. Slap it in your secured garbage bag. MOOPsweep! Yay!
Helpful hints from folks in the know?
  • Also, the #1 moop item after the city is all gone? WOOD! Please use dropcloths and other methods to control woodchips and sawdust!
  • Keep a ziploc bag with you at all times. It’s perfect for random moop finds.
  • Altoid tins are especially awesome for your smokeables’ ashes and butts. I bring several of them each year and pass them out to folks when I see they don’t have a decent receptacle for their ciggie butts and such.

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